Two 9/11 conspiracy theorists are in a plane when it crashes

Two 9/11 conspiracy theorists are in a plane when it crashes.

An instant later they find themselves in the afterlife, being judged by Almighty God Himself.One falls to his knees, "I deplore you, all-powerful Creator of the universe! Before you judge me, I humbly beg you, reveal who was behind the September 11 attacks!"God sighs. "Muslim extremi... read more

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