A married woman is walking through a desert cave one day when she comes across a magical genie lamp

A married woman is walking through a desert cave one day when she comes across a magical genie lamp.

She rubs the lamp, and a genie comes out. "Thank you for getting me out of that cursed lamp! I... I was so crowded in there. Listen, to make it up to you, I'll give you three wishes". The woman is overjoyed. She jumps up and down excitedly, but then the genie speaks again."However, I... read more

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