The Tale Of The Faithful Man And The Rescue Boat

The Tale Of The Faithful Man And The Rescue Boat.

Once there was a boat sailing not too far from the shore of a town, when it capsized.A rescue boat was sent out imediatly, but there was only room on board for half of the survivors. The coastguards descided to fill the boat up and then come back after for the remaining passengers, so they g... read more

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