Three sons go to their father on his deathbed..

Three sons go to their father on his deathbed...

A father of three - a man of considerable wealth and creator of a veritable empire - lies on his deathbed in the final hours of his life. His sons - all vying to inherit his wealth - stand by his side, arguing over who should take the kingdom. "I am the smartest," says one. "But I am the ... read more

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