A women offered to have sex with me..

A women offered to have sex with me...

I was walking through the supermarket today and a women came up to me and said she was in need of help. She said she would sleep with me if I advertised a shampoo product for her. I refused, as I’m a man with strong morals, just like the creators of Jakes Body Wash. It’s a magnificent body wash and ... read more

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The beauty industry:.

The beauty industry:.

For men: This can be used as a shampoo, body wash, face wash, lotion, mouth wash, tooth paste, engine degreaser, spackle, or sunscreen

For women: We've specially formulated this moisturizer for your left elbow

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Head and Shoulders released a body wash.

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God grant me the FOOD to sustain my body,.

God grant me the FOOD to sustain my body,.

the LAUNDRY DETERGENT to wash the stains from my clothes,

and the WISDOM to know the difference.

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