Girl hooks up with a black guy, doesn't know his name
Girl hooks up with a black guy, doesn't know his name.
As he strips down, she notices his dick is tatooed, and says, "Oh, so your name is Wes?"He says, no, I just love my country. In a second, it's gonna say, "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable ... read more
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This guys is marrying a girl named Wendy.
This guys is marrying a girl named Wendy. On his penis he gets her name tatooed to his penis, when he is hard it says Wendy, when he is soft it says WY.
For their honeymoon they go to a nude beach in Jamaica. The guy walks up to a bar and notices that the black bartender has WY on his penis at well. He asks the black bartender, "hey, you musta married a girl named Wendy too?" and the black bartender says "no, mine says WelcomeToJamaicaHaveANiceDay"
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If we really live in a simulation, then the creator must hate tropical areas a lot.
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