First God created the world

First God created the world.

Then he created all the plants and creatures upon it, and thereafter did he create man in his own image. Seeing that man was clever, God invented the alphabet and gave it to man for his use. But lo, God's alphabet had only 24 letters within it, and man was sorely angry, being unable to write some of... read more

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If humans are created in the image of god,.

If humans are created in the image of god,.

then we should be invisible.

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God: "I've created you in my image." Oh Wait...

God: "I've created you in my image." Oh Wait...

"The foreskin was a mistake. Cut that shit off immediately."~ Brian C Carroll

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Why did God create man first?.

Why did God create man first?.

To give him a chance to speak...

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What did God give man when he created trigonometric math?.

What did God give man when he created trigonometric math?.

He gave man a sine.

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God: *creates worm* Hey there little buddy!.

God: *creates worm* Hey there little buddy!.

Worm: Thanks for the worm welcome

God: *creates birds*

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When god created man.

When god created man.

Gods assistant: Is it done?

God: Hmm, add a little toe to his foot.

Gods assistant: Why?

God: For furniture.

Gods assistant: Furniture?

God: Believe me it'll be funny

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