A Man and God met at bar

A Man and God met at bar.

Both exclaimed, “*My creator*!”

Car Crash.

A man and a women are involved in a car crash while driving down the highway. They both get out of their cars to talk. The woman exclaims, 'Oh thank God that neither of us were injured in this wreck, surely this is a miracle!' to which the man replies, 'yes, look at both of our cars, they're destr... read more

Harley Davidson creator dies and meets God.

The Creator of Harley Davidson dies and meets St Peter at the pearly gates. Peter asks him, "why would you create something like a Harley?? They're loud, unreliable, slow, never on time, and expensive. I'm going to have to take you to God to make the decision." So he takes him to God and God asks h... read more

Harley Davidson creator dies and meets God.

im the same question, the Harley creator's response was "well why did you create women? They're loud, unreliable, slow, never on time and expensive." God then pulls out a calculator and proceeds to punch in some numbers and responds, "just did the numbers and way more people are riding my creation."

A little Anant asks his father, Daddy, Is God a man or a woman?

Both son. God is both.

After a while the Anant comes again and asks, Daddy, is God black or white?

Both son, both.

Anant returns a few minutes later and says, Daddy, Is Michael Jackson a God?

A robot priest, an assassin, and his target walk into a bar.

he assassin exclaims

"God, I fucking hate Deus Ex Machinas."

Harley Davidson creator dies and meets God.

The Creator of Harley Davidson dies and meets St Peter at the pearly gates. Peter asks him, "why would you create something like a Harley?? They're loud, unreliable, slow, never on time, and expensive. I'm going to have to take you to God to make the decision." So he takes him to God and God asks him the same question, the Harley creator's response was "well why did you create women? They're loud, unreliable, slow, never on time and expensive." God then pulls out a calculator and proceeds to punch in some numbers and responds, "just did the numbers and way more people are riding my creation."