Mary is sitting in Sunday school..

Mary is sitting in Sunday school...

She had a long night, so she was dozing off. The teacher asks "Who is the creator of the world and all its creatures?" A kid sitting behind Mary starts poking her with a pencil. She wakes up and turns around and yells "My GOD!"The teacher says she is correct and Mary dozes off again.... read more

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Mary is sitting in Sunday school...

Mary is sitting in Sunday school...

She had a long night, so she was dozing off. The teacher asks "Who is the creator of the world and all its creatures?"

A kid sitting behind Mary starts poking her with a pencil. She wakes up and turns around and yells "My GOD!"

The teacher says she is correct and Mary dozes off again. The teacher proceeds to ask the class "Who is the son of God?"

The kid pokes Mary again with a pencil, she again wakes up, turns around and yells "JESUS CHRIST!"

The teacher tells her she is correct and Mary dozes off yet again. Later The teacher then asks the class "What did Eve say to Adam after they had they're 13th child?"

Once again the kid pokes Mary with his pencil. She wakes up, turns around, and yells "IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF!"

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Mary is sitting in Sunday school...

Mary is sitting in Sunday school...

The teacher proceeds to ask the class "Who is the son of God?"

The kid pokes Mary again with a pencil, she again wakes up, turns around and yells "JESUS CHRIST!"

The teacher tells her she is correct and Mary dozes off yet again. Later The teacher then asks the class "What did Eve say to Adam after they had they're 13th child?"

Once again the kid pokes Mary with his pencil. She wakes up, turns around, and yells "IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF!"

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Mary can't stand Sunday school, but her brother William doesn't have a problem with it.

Mary can't stand Sunday school, but her brother William doesn't have a problem with it.

So one day in Sunday school, Mary thinks, "The hell with it," and decides to go to sleep.

The teacher sees this and asks Mary a question to keep her awake.

"Mary, who created the heavens and the earth?"

William, who is sitting behind Mary, pokes her in the butt with his pencil. Mary wakes up and shouts, "God almighty!"

And the teacher says, "Yes. That's correct, Mary."

Mary goes back to sleep and the teacher asks her another question.

"Who died on the cross for our sins?"

William pokes Mary again. She wakes up and shouts, "Jesus Christ!"

Once again, she goes back to sleep.

This time the teacher asks, "Mary, what was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"

William pokes her again.

Mary wakes up and shouts, "If you don't stop poking me with that thing, I'm gonna break it off!"

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A husband and wife are sitting in church listening to a sermon about Adam and Eve...

A husband and wife are sitting in church listening to a sermon about Adam and Eve...

A husband and wife are sitting in church listening to a sermon about Adam and Eve. The husband is taking notes when he notices his wife dozing off. He gently pokes her with his pencil and she wakes up. The Adam and Eve sermon continues but a few minutes later, he notices her dozing off again. Th... read more

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Josey wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school.

Josey wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school.

She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. "Who is the creator of the universe?" Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled, "God almighty!" The teacher congratulated her. A little later th... read more

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There were two kids in a sunday school...

there were two kids in a sunday school...

there were two kids in a sunday school named adam and mary, adam was sitting directly behind mary and everytime mary raised her hand to answer a question, adam found it amusing to poke her in the back with his pencil.

"todays lesson we will be answering three questions and then you may leave" said the teacher. "first, heres an easy one. who did the virgin mary give birth to?" adam poked mary in the back with the pencil and she replied a little agrivated

"ahh! jesus!" the teacher was pleased with mary and asked the second question

"who is the ruler of everything?" again adam poked mary with his pencil and again she replied agrivatedly

"ahh! god!" the teacher obviously pleased with mary decided to ask a very hard question

"what did eve say to adam after they gave birth to their 100th child?" again adam pokes mary in the back with his pencil and she angrily turns around and snaps

"adam, if you stick that in me one more time, im gunna break it in half!!"

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