So a wooden doll becomes sentient

So a wooden doll becomes sentient.

A wooden doll becomes sentient and goes about it's life. After some time of adjusting to life, he finds out that his creator had died of a heart attack. He promised to attend the funeral, which was going to start at 9am the next day. He wakes up, gets ready, and halfway through the ceremony, he real... read more

The World is ending. The God's wrath is upon us. Beavers have become sentient and established a country of theur own.

It is a Dam Nation.

Why did Mel Gibson walk into a bar at 9am?.

He overslept.

The number of sentient lifeforms in the universe is at least 7.5 billion.

The amount of intelligent life, however, is highly disputed, and some people argue that none have been found.

What do you call a life sized miss piggy doll?.

Amy Schumer on a good day

The Wooden Car.

There was this guy who made a wooden car. It had wooden wheels, wooden tires, a wooden engine. But when he put the wooden key in, it wooden start.

What did the sentient wind turbine say when he met his hero, the windmill?.

"I'm a big fan"