Two zebras are standing in a field.
Zebra 1 asks "Hey, do you think I'm white with black stripes or black with white stripes?"
Zebra 2 responds "I don't know, why don't you go ask god?"
So, zebra 1 goes to god and asks him if he's white with black stripes or black with white stripes, to which god responds,
"You are what you are."
Later, zebra 1 returns to the field and zebra 2 asks, "So, what are you?"
Zebra 1 says, "I'm white with black stripes."
Zebra 2, looking confused, asks, "How do you know?"
Finally, zebra 1 says, "Because if I was black with white stripes, god would have said, "You is what you is."" Read More