The Zebras stripes (long Joke)

The Zebras stripes (long Joke).

Once upon a time a zebra was contemplating his life and everything that had meaning, when all of a sudden he had a thought "Am I a white zebra with black stripes, or a black zebra with white stripes"He pondering on this for a while when he decided to go ask the lion.After a short time of... read more

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