The Toaster leads the Kitchen Appliances on Strike [LONG]

The Toaster leads the Kitchen Appliances on Strike. [LONG].

I looked around the kitchen in exasperation."We have will be heard! We have a voice! We have rights!""Umm, no you don't." I said to the speaker, "you're literally a wok.""Well that may be, but we will not be abused any longer!"A chorus of "Yeah," "You tell 'im!" and "... read more

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