The pope dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates..

The pope dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates...

The pope dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates with the gates being shut and St. Peter nowhere to be found. He starts loudly calling for him and finally after a couple of minutes of desperate yelling a white dove flies over to him."What do you want, human?" asks the dove in a human voice... read more

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