Modern Bible Stories: American Noah's Ark

Modern Bible Stories: American Noah's Ark.

…..And the Lord spoke to Noah and said:” In one year, I am going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all flesh is destroyed, but I want you to save the righteous people and two of every kind of living thing on earth. Therefore, I am commanding you to build an Ark.”In a... read more

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In the year 2020, the Lord came unto Noah, Who was now living in America and said:.

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“Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.""Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."He gave Noah the blueprints, saying:"You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start... read more

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