Saw a woman on a bike yesterday

Saw a woman on a bike yesterday.

As she cycled towards me I couldn't help myself and shouted at her."COW!"She cycled on but turned her head to shout some abuse at me, effing and blinding for a solid twenty seconds, before riding in to the side of a cow.I was only trying to help.

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