Saw a woman on a bike yesterday

Saw a woman on a bike yesterday.

As she cycled towards me I couldn't help myself and shouted at her."COW!"She cycled on but turned her head to shout some abuse at me, effing and blinding for a solid twenty seconds, before riding in to the side of a cow.I was only trying to help.

Just Bought a New Road Bike.

It's a vicious cycle.

Where does a murderer ride his bike?.

A cycle path.

What do you call a bike that is also being convicted of a murder.

A vicious cycle!

Why do environmentalists love seeing SJW's riding bikes?.

Because it's REEEEE-cycling!

Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?.

He was stuck in a vicious cycle.

Every time I go for a Jog I get hit by the same bike.

It's a vicious cycle