Paddy and Murphy come across a girl whose bike has a flat tyre..

Paddy and Murphy come across a girl whose bike has a flat tyre...

Murphy leaves Paddy to help her and goes on his way. A few minutes later Paddy passes Murphy on the girl's bike."What the fuck happened?" asks Murphy."Well, I fixed her bike and bejaysus she takes her knickers off, lies on the ground and says, ‘take what you want big boy!’ So I took ... read more

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Paddy and Murphy come across a girl whose bike has a flat tyre...

Paddy and Murphy come across a girl whose bike has a flat tyre...

the bike.''

"Good on ya" says Murphy, ''I'm sure the fookin' knickers wouldn't fit ye anyway!"

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Paddy and Murphy walking down the street, paddy falls over, paddy says 'Murphy, call me an ambulance' Murphy says..

Paddy and Murphy walking down the street, paddy falls over, paddy says 'Murphy, call me an ambulance' Murphy says..

PAAAADDY IS AN AMBULANCE!!

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Paddy and Murphy find a mirror.

Paddy and Murphy find a mirror.

Paddy and Murphy find a mirror. Paddy picks it up, has a look and says to Murphy " that bloke looks really familiar ". Murphy grabs it off him " Its me you idiot "

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Paddy and Murphy are in a dark cave.

Paddy and Murphy are in a dark cave.

Paddy says "It's too dark. Do you have a match?"

Murphy hands Paddy a match, which Paddy strikes against the wall..but nothing happens. He strikes the match again but, again, nothing.

Paddy says to Murphy "This match doesn't work."

"That's strange," says Murphy. "It worked earlier."

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Paddy and Murphy.

Paddy and Murphy.

Paddy and Murphy are sitting by a river in the jungle when they spot someone's head sticking out of a crocodile's mouth. Paddy turns to Murphy and says, "Look at that posh bastard in his Lacoste sleeping bag!"

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Paddy is on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire ".

Paddy is on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire ".

dy doesnt know so he calls his friend Murphy. Murphy answers 'be jesus Paddy, it's a cuckoo 100%.' - Paddy wins the million pounds and is very happy.

Afterward Paddy rings Murphy and asks him 'How the fuck did you know that?

Murphy replies ' Well Paddy yer thick git...it lives in a fucking clock...'

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