I once pushed a guy off his bike

I once pushed a guy off his bike.

I've since been banned from that gym

I've recently bought a mirror for my bike.

I've never looked back since.

What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?.

Your bike back

I got caught wanking in the shower today.

Now I'm banned from the gym

I was banned from the gym for taking home a dumbbell.

"Free weights," my ass!

I was at the gym, and discovered a hole in my trainer so big I could put my finger in it!.

Anyway, she's filed a formal complaint and now I'm banned from that gym.

My personal trainer said she wanted me to do a push workout.

I've since been arrested for trying to pull her jogging bottoms down.