I once pushed a guy off his bike.
I've since been banned from that gym
I've recently bought a mirror for my bike.
I've never looked back since.
What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?.
Your bike back
I got caught wanking in the shower today.
Now I'm banned from the gym
I was banned from the gym for taking home a dumbbell.
"Free weights," my ass!
I was at the gym, and discovered a hole in my trainer so big I could put my finger in it!.
Anyway, she's filed a formal complaint and now I'm banned from that gym.
My personal trainer said she wanted me to do a push workout.
I've since been arrested for trying to pull her jogging bottoms down.