A policeman just knocked on my door and said my dogs were chasing people on bikes

A policeman just knocked on my door and said my dogs were chasing people on bikes.

My dogs don't even own bikes

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A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes.

A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes...

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I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…“Mr Cook?”“Yes,” I replied.“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”

I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…“Mr Cook?”“Yes,” I replied.“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”

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So a cop knocked on my door this morning.

So a cop knocked on my door this morning.

He asked, 'sir we believe your dog has been chasing a boy up the road on his bike.'

I replied, 'sorry officer, you must have the wrong house. My dog doesn't own a bike.'

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The police knocked on my door the other night...

The police knocked on my door the other night...

...and informed me that they were there to take my dog away. Apparently there had been complaints that he was chasing down and barking at my neighbors' son on his bike.

I happen to know, however, that my dog doesn't ride a bike.

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I got complaints about my dog chasing people on bikes.

I got complaints about my dog chasing people on bikes.

I didnt know my dog could ride a bike

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My dogs chase people on bikes.

My dogs chase people on bikes.

Never get your dogs from the circus

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