A Chinese man fell down from his bike

A Chinese man fell down from his bike.

He hurt his Chi-knees

Back in the 1980s, I fell off my bike, twisted my foot, and hurt my knee.

I'm telling you this now because there was no social media back then

did it hurt when u fell from heaven?? "no, but it sure did hurt when i scraped my knees crawling out from hell.

There was a Chinese man who was obsessed with spoonerisms.

He loved drinking chai tea and doing tai chi.

Why don’t a lot of people talk about older Chinese martial arts?.

Because it’s a tai-chi subject

Mickey Mouse "Doc, my knees hurt!".

Doctor: Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

Liam Neeson was walking on a road.

He suddenly slipped and fell, twisting his knee. He looks around for some help. He sees a kid with a balloon coming towards him.

"Hey kid. Come here." He called him, asking for his help.

"Hello Liam Neeson, I see you are hurt. What happened?" He asks.

"Hurt my knee kid. Can you help me please?"

"Sure, take this." He says, handing him the balloon.

"What's this for?" Looking at him, confused.

"This is full of Heal-Liam."