A guy was riding his bike across the border with a bag

A guy was riding his bike across the border with a bag.

The border police waves him aside and ask what it’s in the bag. He answered „sand“ and after the police looked into it they confirmed it’s really sand and let him passThe next day the guy wanted to cross the border again with a bag full of sand. The police were skeptical but they haven’t fo... read more

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A guy was riding his bike across the border with a bag.

A guy was riding his bike across the border with a bag.

und anything suspicious in the sand or something so they let him pass again.

That continued for a couple of days until the police had enough and asked him „what’s so special about the sand“. The guy answered „nothing“. The police asked „then what exactly are you smuggling?“ the guy answered „bikes“

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Guy crosses the border on a bicycle with two bags over his shoulder.

Guy crosses the border on a bicycle with two bags over his shoulder.

The guard stops him and asks: "What's in the bags?" "Nothing but sand sir" So he examines the bags and indeed nothing but sand."Ok you're clear move on"Two weeks later, same thing.So this guy goes on for months, every two weeks same bags, same sand and they find nothing and i... read more

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A Mexican guy comes riding up to the border on his bicycle with two big sacks over his shoulders.

A Mexican guy comes riding up to the border on his bicycle with two big sacks over his shoulders.

He tells the border guard that the sacks are full of sand, but the guard doesn’t believe him. The guard detains the guy, and rips open the bags, but there’s nothing but sand. He even has the sand analyzed, only to find that it really is just sand. And the sack is just a plain sack. ... read more

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At the Custom.

At the Custom.

There is this young boy living in the border of Venezuela. He is a well known trouble maker and he is well known with the police and the custom officers.One day, the boy is crossing from Colombia to Venezuela on a bicycle with 2 bags of sand at the back.The custom guard know this boy... read more

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A man is going across the border with different bicycles everyday with bags of sand on the handle bars.

A man is going across the border with different bicycles everyday with bags of sand on the handle bars.

The border patrol searches methodically and carefully everyday in the sand and they are never able to find anything. An agent retired 7 years later meets the man in a cafe while they’re both getting a coffee. The man asked if he could buy the drink but a question would have to be answered. The man ... read more

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The border guard.

The border guard.

So there is this border guard and one day he sees a guy crossing the border on his bicycle with two big bags over his shoulder. The guard pulls him aside for questioning.

"What's in those bags?" the guard asks.

"Just sand." the guy replies.

The guard opens up the bags and sees that is seems to be just sand so he lets him go.

The next day the guy comes back on his bike and again he has two big bags over his shoulder. Again the guard pulls him aside.

"What's in those bags?" the guard asks.

"Sand"

The guard opens the bag and finds nothing but sand. He looks a little harder bus still can't find anything wrong.

Over the next decade the scenario repeats over and over. The border guard knows something is up and tries more sophisticated methods to try and figure it out. Dogs, chemical testing, magnets, everything. He never finds anything illegal though.

Finally, the border guard retires. All his friends and co-workers throw him a big party at a restaurant across the border. While at the party, the guard sees the guy. He decides to go and talk to him.

"Hey, it's interesting seeing you here. I'm having my retirement party right now." the guard say to him.

"Congratulations, I just retired this week myself." the guy says.

"Oh really, what job did you have?"

"I was a smuggler."

"I knew it! Well, you got away with it. So please tell me. What was it that you were smuggling?"

"Bicycles"

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