I saw a black guy riding a bike yesterday..

I saw a black guy riding a bike yesterday...

Thought it was mine.Then i checked the garage and it was still there chained up, asking for food

Just saw a kid riding a bike.

Thought it was mine, I checked the garage and it's still there, locked up, safe and sound, begging for food.

When I was walking home.

When I was walking home, I saw a child riding a bike. It looked remarkably like mine, so I hurried home to make sure. When I got there, I saw it was still chained up in my garage asking for food

I like my women like I like my bikes.

Chained up and locked down in my garage.

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?.

They both only work with a chain on.

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?.

Both cant work without chains.

Two Engineers Run into Each Other.

One of them is riding a shiny new bike.

Engineer 1: "Where'd you get that bike?"

Engineer 2: "Well, yesterday a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike, took off all her clothes, and said I could have anything I wanted.

So, I took the bike."

Engineer 1: "That was smart... the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."