A Mexican guy comes riding up to the border on his bicycle with two big sacks over his shoulders

A Mexican guy comes riding up to the border on his bicycle with two big sacks over his shoulders.

He tells the border guard that the sacks are full of sand, but the guard doesn’t believe him. The guard detains the guy, and rips open the bags, but there’s nothing but sand. He even has the sand analyzed, only to find that it really is just sand. And the sack is just a plain sack. ... read more

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The border guard.

The border guard.

So there is this border guard and one day he sees a guy crossing the border on his bicycle with two big bags over his shoulder. The guard pulls him aside for questioning.

"What's in those bags?" the guard asks.

"Just sand." the guy replies.

The guard opens up the bags and sees that is seems to be just sand so he lets him go.

The next day the guy comes back on his bike and again he has two big bags over his shoulder. Again the guard pulls him aside.

"What's in those bags?" the guard asks.

"Sand"

The guard opens the bag and finds nothing but sand. He looks a little harder bus still can't find anything wrong.

Over the next decade the scenario repeats over and over. The border guard knows something is up and tries more sophisticated methods to try and figure it out. Dogs, chemical testing, magnets, everything. He never finds anything illegal though.

Finally, the border guard retires. All his friends and co-workers throw him a big party at a restaurant across the border. While at the party, the guard sees the guy. He decides to go and talk to him.

"Hey, it's interesting seeing you here. I'm having my retirement party right now." the guard say to him.

"Congratulations, I just retired this week myself." the guy says.

"Oh really, what job did you have?"

"I was a smuggler."

"I knew it! Well, you got away with it. So please tell me. What was it that you were smuggling?"

"Bicycles"

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A Mexican guy comes riding up to the border on his bicycle with two big sacks over his shoulders.

A Mexican guy comes riding up to the border on his bicycle with two big sacks over his shoulders.

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Two days later, the same thing happens. And then it happens again, two days after that. Every time, that guy is on the bike carrying nothing but sand.

This goes on for seven years. It drives the border guard crazy. He loses his job because of it.

One day, he tracks the Mexican guy down and says to him, “I’m no longer a border guard, but I gotta know- what is it that you’re smuggling? Because I know you’re smuggling something.”

The bicycle guy smiles at him and says, “Bicycles, sucker.”

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A Russian comes to the Ukrainian border.

A Russian comes to the Ukrainian border.

The Ukrainian border guard asks, "Name?"

The Russian answers, "Boris."

The border guard asks, "Occupation?"

The Russian says, "No, just visiting."

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Juan comes to US/Mexico border on a cycle...

Juan comes to US/Mexico border on a cycle...

...with 2 large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in those bags?""Sand," answered Juan.The guard says, "We'll see about that. Get off the bike."The guard takes the bag and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but ... read more

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A German gets to border security...

Border guard: "Occupation?"The German: "No, just visiting"

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Guy crosses the border on a bicycle with two bags over his shoulder.

Guy crosses the border on a bicycle with two bags over his shoulder.

The guard stops him and asks: "What's in the bags?" "Nothing but sand sir" So he examines the bags and indeed nothing but sand."Ok you're clear move on"Two weeks later, same thing.So this guy goes on for months, every two weeks same bags, same sand and they find nothing and i... read more

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