I yelled, “COW!” at a woman on a bike.
As she rode by. She looked at me, gave me the finger, and turned back around and promptly plowed her bike into the cow.I tried.
I yelled “cow!” at a woman on a bike.
She gave me the finger. Then she plowed her bike strait into the cow. I tried.
I told my wife I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti. She couldn't believe it when I rode pasta.
I told my GF I was going to make a bike out of spagetti.
She couldn't believe it when I rode pasta.
My girlfriend, Ruth, fell off the back of my bike.
I rode on, ruthlessly.
What happened when the two assholes rode their dirt bikes too fast?.
To get in shape I had a bike made out of taffy but I never rode it.
It was a viscous cycle