Did you hear about the crazy guy who killed multiple bike riders?.
He was a dangerous cycle path.
My friend is crazy, he’s constantly riding his bike on a bicycle trail.
He’s a psychopath on a cycle path.
There was this one bike trail I took and I swear, at every turn it tried to kill me.
I hope I never see that crazy cycle path ever again.
Where does a murderer ride his bike?.
A cycle path.
What do you call a sentient bike that throws its rider off again and again?.
A vicious cycle.
I have a fetish for bikes riding on top of me.
I guess I'm a cycle path
Horrible people keep recommending me winding bike routes.
Those goddamn twisted cycle paths.
