A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche, and his parents began to yell and scream

A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche, and his parents began to yell and scream.

"Where did you get that car?"He calmly told them, "I bought it today." "With what money!?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs." "Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars." The parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a ... read more

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A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche.

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche.

"this one cost me just fifteen dollars." So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?" they said. "It was the lady up the street," said the boy. I don"t know her name - they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars."

"Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what"s going on."

So the boy"s father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias!

He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. "I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he had run off to Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn"t intend to come back." "He claimed he was stranded and needed cash, and asked me to sell his new Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money. So I did.

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A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150.

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150.

His parents look at the truck and ask, "Where did you get that truck?!" "I bought it today," he says."With what money?" says his mother. They knew what a new F150 cost."Well," he says, "this one cost me just fifteen dollars." The father looks at him like he's ... read more

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It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today...

It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today...

And that's just for the alcohol.

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I started out with $20 in my pocket, and if i had a dollar for everytime someone told me I'd be a huge success...

I started out with $20 in my pocket, and if i had a dollar for everytime someone told me I'd be a huge success...

I'd have $5, the antidepressants cost fifteen

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An Irish, a British, and American soldiers...

An Irish, a British, and American soldiers...

...had just helped each other escape from an Axis prisoner camp in WW2 Germany. As they run through the Bavarian forest, they hear alarms sounding, and soon afterwards, they hear dogs barking and guards yelling to each other.The barking and yelling gets louder and louder, and the escapees r... read more

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How much did it cost Hydra to kill Tony Stark's parents?.

How much did it cost Hydra to kill Tony Stark's parents?.

One Buck.

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