Paddy rode his bike to the bottle shop to get some whiskey

Paddy rode his bike to the bottle shop to get some whiskey.

After choosing a bottle he walked out to his bike. He was just about to put the bottle in the basket on his bike for the ride home but then he thought if I falls off it might break.So he drank it first............. which turned out to be a very good decision because he fell off 7 tim... read more

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