What would a bike say after a long drive?

What would a bike say after a long drive?.

I'm two tyred.

Paddy and Murphy come across a girl whose bike has a flat tyre...

the bike.''

"Good on ya" says Murphy, ''I'm sure the fookin' knickers wouldn't fit ye anyway!"

Why did the unicyclist win?.

Because the bicyclist was two tyred

Did you hear about the two identical bikes separated at birth?.

They were long lost schwinns.

Why can't a cycle stand on its own?.

Because it's two tyred.

My dog always hunted down people driving a bike.

Until I took the bike from him.

Why did the bicycle fall over?.

It was two-tyred.

Alexa gave me that one. Bing Bang boom.