What would a bike say after a long drive?

What would a bike say after a long drive?.

I'm two tyred.

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Paddy and Murphy come across a girl whose bike has a flat tyre...

Paddy and Murphy come across a girl whose bike has a flat tyre...

the bike.''

"Good on ya" says Murphy, ''I'm sure the fookin' knickers wouldn't fit ye anyway!"

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Why did the unicyclist win?.

Why did the unicyclist win?.

Because the bicyclist was two tyred

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Did you hear about the two identical bikes separated at birth?.

Did you hear about the two identical bikes separated at birth?.

They were long lost schwinns.

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Why can't a cycle stand on its own?.

Why can't a cycle stand on its own?.

Because it's two tyred.

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My dog always hunted down people driving a bike.

My dog always hunted down people driving a bike.

Until I took the bike from him.

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Why did the bicycle fall over?.

Why did the bicycle fall over?.

It was two-tyred.

Alexa gave me that one. Bing Bang boom.

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