Bob was riding a bike. Bob fell off the bike Why did Bob fall off?

Bob was riding a bike. Bob fell off the bike. Why did Bob fall off?.

Someone threw a washing machine at him

Why did the armless man fall off his bike?.

Because someone threw a washing machine at him

Why did the washing machine stop?.

Somebody threw the towel in.

Why did the blind girl crash her bicycle?.

Because someone threw a washing machine at her.

fog machine.

I was pissed off yesterday. So pissed off I threw my fog machine out the window. Something must have went wrong, because it misted.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike?.

Because his mum threw a fridge at him

An engineering student is walking on campus one day when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.

“Where did you get such a rocking bike?” asked the first.The second engineer replied “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want.'”Th... read more