Every morning I get out of the house, a bike keeps running me over

Every morning I get out of the house, a bike keeps running me over.

It’s a vicious cycle.

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Did you hear about the man who got hit by a bike every morning?.

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Ed: The same bike tries to run me down every day.

Ed: The same bike tries to run me down every day.

Fred: Sounds like a vicious cycle...

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There is a possessed bike that keeps riding over animals and then going to the beauty parlor over and over again.

There is a possessed bike that keeps riding over animals and then going to the beauty parlor over and over again.

It’s a pretty vicious cycle.

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I have a bike with no seat.

Just Bought a New Road Bike.

It's a vicious cycle.

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I'm always getting run over by the same bike, same day every month, same place, month after month...

I'm always getting run over by the same bike, same day every month, same place, month after month...

It's a seriously vicious cycle.

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What do you call a bike that is also being convicted of a murder.

What do you call a bike that is also being convicted of a murder.

A vicious cycle!

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