Girl - Lost two pounds this week b*tches!
Me - What did you take off your makeup?
Egotistical Guy/Girl: I'm hotter than all you b*tches!
You: If you think you're so hot, Hell's just the place for ya.
baby gained twenty pounds in a week.
A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week. B: That's impossible. Whose baby? A: An elephant's.
In one week I lost 50 pounds!.
How much is that in US dollars?
I lost 80 pounds last week.
I simply switched from imperial to metric
Bully: Bitch!!
Me: Call me a b*tch again Bully: Ok Bitch!!
Me: Thats right b*tches do what they're told
Them: Bitch.
You: call me a b*tch again i dare you.
Them: Bitch
You: That's right b*tches do what their told.
