Girl - Lost two pounds this week b*tches!

Girl - Lost two pounds this week b*tches!

Me - What did you take off your makeup?

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Baby gained twenty pounds in a week.

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In one week I lost 50 pounds!.

How much is that in US dollars?

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Me: Thats right b*tches do what they're told

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Them: Bitch.

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