I asked my girlfriend what movie my dick reminded her of..

I asked my girlfriend what movie my dick reminded her of...

She replied, "Chicken Little"

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After visiting The Getty my wife said the Greek statues reminded her of me.

After visiting The Getty my wife said the Greek statues reminded her of me.

Really?

Yes. They all have little dicks too.

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After visiting The Getty my wife said the Greek statues reminded her of me.

After visiting The Getty my wife said the Greek statues reminded her of me.

“Really?”“Yes. They all have little dicks too.”

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My girlfriend said, "We should make love like they do in the movies."

My girlfriend said, "We should make love like they do in the movies.".

So I shoved my dick in her ass and came on her face. She got upset. Apparently we watch different movies.

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We had a little game called: If u would name ur dick after a movie...

We had a little game called: If u would name ur dick after a movie...

I said 'Titanic'

My friends laughed a little and said: classic

My other friend said: The Fast And The Furious

we laughed.

My black friend said: The Dark Knight Rises

we laughed our asses off!

My girlfriend then said: Stealth The invisible threat...

I cried myself to sleep that night ;-;

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Wanna watch a movie with my girlfriend & need recommendations...

Wanna watch a movie with my girlfriend need recommendations...

... on how to get a girlfriend.

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In this Quarantine, I'm planning to watch movie with my girlfriend.

In this Quarantine, I'm planning to watch movie with my girlfriend.

Please suggest a good girlfriend.

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