Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other?

Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other?

A: Together, we can stop this sh*t.

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What did the left butt cheek tell the right one..?

What did the left butt cheek tell the right one..?

If we stick together, we can stop this sh*t.

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$1 joke from homeless man on Santa Monica pier- "What did 1 butt cheek say to the other butt cheek".

$1 joke from homeless man on Santa Monica pier- "What did 1 butt cheek say to the other butt cheek".

" Together We can stop this shit"

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Two butt cheeks.

Two butt cheeks.

What did one butt cheek say to the other?After all this shit we are still together.

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Did you hear about that group of women suing their plastic surgeon for faulty butt implants? Apparently their cheeks wont stop smacking together now...

Did you hear about that group of women suing their plastic surgeon for faulty butt implants? Apparently their cheeks wont stop smacking together now...

It's a real ass claption lawsuit.

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For some time, many of us have wondered who is Jack Sh*t?

For some time, many of us have wondered who is Jack Sh*t? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You dont know Jack Sh*t." Well, thanks to my efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Sh*t is the only son of Awe Sh*t, who married O Sh*t, the owners of Knee Deep 'N Sh*t, Inc. In turn, Jack Sh*t married No Sh*t. The couple had six children, Holy Sh*t, Giva Sh*t, Fulla Sh*t, Bull Sh*t, and the twins Deep Sh*t and Dip Sh*t. Deep Sh*t married Dumb Sh*t, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Sh*t got divorced, and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Sh*t Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Sh*t married Lotta Sh*t and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Sh*t. Fulla Sh*t and Giva Sh*t married the Happens brothers, and had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Sh*t-Happens wedding. Bull Sh*t traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Sh*t. So from now on, no one can tell you that you don't know Jack Sh*t!

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Q: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks?

Q: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks? A: Silicon Valley.

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