Step 1 - Change your Wi-Fi password to "blowmefirst." Step 2 - Wait for someone to ask you for it.
Set Your Wi-Fi Password to 77777777555555333311.
So when someone ask tell them it's 87654321
Set your Wi-Fi password to 2444666668888888;.
Then, when someone asks for it, you can just tell them that it's 12345678.
Me: What’s the Wi-Fi password? Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. Me: OK, I’ll have a Coke. Bartender: Three dollars. Me: There you go. So what’s the Wi‑Fi password? Bartender: “You need to buy a drink first.” No spaces, all lowercase.
I've always thought my neighbors were quite nice people.
But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
Height of internet addiction.
At a funeral in church
A visitor: What's the Wi-Fi password here ?
Priest: Respect the dead.
Visitor: all small letters?
“Wi-Fi laptops can damage your sperm”.
In my experience, not as much as sperm can damage your Wi-Fi laptop.