Step 1 - Change your Wi-Fi password to "blowmefirst"

Step 1 - Change your Wi-Fi password to "blowmefirst." Step 2 - Wait for someone to ask you for it.

Set Your Wi-Fi Password to 77777777555555333311.

So when someone ask tell them it's 87654321

Set your Wi-Fi password to 2444666668888888;.

Then, when someone asks for it, you can just tell them that it's 12345678.

Me: What’s the Wi-Fi password? Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. Me: OK, I’ll have a Coke. Bartender: Three dollars. Me: There you go. So what’s the Wi‑Fi password? Bartender: “You need to buy a drink first.” No spaces, all lowercase.

I've always thought my neighbors were quite nice people.

But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

Height of internet addiction.

At a funeral in church

A visitor: What's the Wi-Fi password here ?

Priest: Respect the dead.

Visitor: all small letters?

“Wi-Fi laptops can damage your sperm”.

In my experience, not as much as sperm can damage your Wi-Fi laptop.