it's funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about more clever shit you could have said
I could eat alphabet soup and SHIT out a better argument then that!
I wish you could last as long in bed as you do in an argument.
Just saw a clever new product to treat diarrhea...
I seriously hate it when a couple starts having an argument in front of you.
They could have least waited until I got dressed and left.
Clever guy applying for a job, ended up talking about the wages...
Manager: '' So you will start at $15 a hour and later you could earn at least $20 a hour. ''
Applicant: ''Alright then I'll be back later! ''
slut comes by and starts shit
"Oh im sorry, i cant hear you with that dick in your mouth".