You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

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You know you're ugly when...

You know you're ugly when...

someone hands you the camera for a group picture and you still break the lens.

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Yo momma so ugly that when I took a picture of her, my camera broke.

Yo momma so ugly that when I took a picture of her, my camera broke.

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The POTUS, Donald Trump is swept down a flooding river... You stand on the riverbank with a camera in one hand and a lifebuoy in the other. Now you have to make a choice....

The POTUS, Donald Trump is swept down a flooding river... You stand on the riverbank with a camera in one hand and a lifebuoy in the other. Now you have to make a choice....

Do you take a picture in colour or in black and white?

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In California...

In California...

Did you know that in California you cannot take a picture of a woman with a basket of strawberries?

...you need a camera because strawberries do not take pictures.

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How ugly are you?.

How ugly are you?.

I take 10 pictures of myself and delete 12.

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Rejection lines and what they really mean.

rejection lines and what they really mean.

dy for the real thing | I am ready, just not with you

let's just be friends | you don't really turn me on

I need space | I want to get far, far away from you

I need to focus on my career | I have a hot coworker

I wish it could have worked out between us | I wish I didn't have to have this conversation

I don't want to hold you back | I don't want you to hold me back

we're just at different points in our lives | you're beneath me

you're ugly | I don't have the heart to tell you the real reason

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What men say | What men mean

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you deserve better | you're ugly

it's not you, it's me |you're ugly

we're too alike |you're ugly

we're too different |you're ugly

you just don't get me |you're ugly

I'm not ready for the real thing |you're ugly

let's just be friends |you're ugly

I need space |you're ugly

I need to focus on my career |you're ugly

I wish it could have worked out between us |you're ugly

I don't want to hold you back |you're ugly

we're just at different points in our lives |you're ugly

you're ugly |you're sinfully, hideously fugly

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