My girlfriend said if this joke gets 1000 likes we'll try anal. Please don't rate it kick ass her strap on is like 5 black men combined.
My girlfriend said if this gets 100 votes we'll try anal.
So please don't vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me.
My girlfriend said if we get 100 upvotes we'll try anal.
So please don't vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me
Wife: Tonight, I think I’m in the mood for some anal.
Me: NO! NO! PLEASE NOT THE STRAP-ON AGAIN!
My wife has finally agreed to anal tonight, but I have just one question...
What's a strap on?
The bet.
I had a bet with the wife. The prize was anal sex. Really glad I won. That strap-on scared me.
For every upvote this gets, my girlfriend and I will try one thrust of anal sex.
Please don't upvote. Her strap-on is huge.
