Me: would you wear shoes if you had no feet?
Girl: No,of corse not
Me: Then why do you wear bras?
Man: Would you wear shoes if you didn’t have feet?
Woman: No of course not.
Man: Then why do you wear a bra?
Why can't anyone photograph grizzlies wearing shoes or socks?.
Because they have bear feet
"Why do you even wear a bra? You have nothing to put it in."
Me: "You wear pants, don't you?"
A girl with 2 left feet goes into a shoe shop...
and asks for a pair of flip flips
What does Elvis wear on his feet when he can't find his Blue Suede Shoes?.
His Jailhouse Crocs
We were dissecting toads in lab...
When I accidentally dropped mine onto my feet. I tried to hide it, but the instructor saw and made me leave for wearing open toad shoes.