Guy - I wouldn't go out with u if u were the last person on earth!

guy - I wouldn't go out with u if u were the last person on earth!

me - If i was the last person u wouldn't be here retard!

The Last Man on Earth.

I wouldn't mind being the last man on Earth. At least I'd find out if all those girls were telling the truth.

If I was the last person on earth and farted...

I guess you could call me the Last Airbender

Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other.

Retards

A letter to Keyboard Manufacturers.

Dear Keyboard Manufacturers,

I'm writing to request a redesign so that 'g' and 't' wouldn't be right next to each other.

Retards,

Amy Schumer asks a genie to become the funniest person on earth.

The next day she wakes up and is the only person on earth.

fake nails? fake hair?

fake personality?

are u sure u wernt made in china?