guy - I wouldn't go out with u if u were the last person on earth!
me - If i was the last person u wouldn't be here retard!
The Last Man on Earth.
I wouldn't mind being the last man on Earth. At least I'd find out if all those girls were telling the truth.
If I was the last person on earth and farted...
I guess you could call me the Last Airbender
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other.
A letter to Keyboard Manufacturers.
Dear Keyboard Manufacturers,
I'm writing to request a redesign so that 'g' and 't' wouldn't be right next to each other.
Amy Schumer asks a genie to become the funniest person on earth.
The next day she wakes up and is the only person on earth.
fake nails? fake hair?
are u sure u wernt made in china?