Person: Who's was your favorite actor in Titanic?

Person: Who's was your favorite actor in Titanic?

Me: The Iceberg

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If Trump were captain of the RMs Titanic.

If Trump were captain of the RMs Titanic.

Captain Trump of the RMS Titanic: There isn't any iceberg. There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean. The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon. There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg. We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be ... read more

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Why will Titanic II be better than Titanic I?.

Why will Titanic II be better than Titanic I?.

Because there are no icebergs to crash into anymore.

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Who are your favorite actors of all time?.

Who are your favorite actors of all time?.

Mine are Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin

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How big was the iceberg that sank the Titanic?.

How big was the iceberg that sank the Titanic?.

Cap size

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Who's your favorite James Bond actor?.

Who's your favorite James Bond actor?.

They're all good but I like Roger Moore.

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The Captain of the Titanic heard a massive crunch.

The Captain of the Titanic heard a massive crunch.

But that was just the tip of the iceberg.

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