Anant is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when a Pakistani man, chewing gum, sits down next to him

Anant is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter jam when a Pakistani man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Anant ignores the Pakistani who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:

Pakistani: "You Americans folks eat the whole bread??"

Anant (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Pakistani: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Pakistan,

we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to America."

The Pakistani has a smirk on his face.

Anant listens in silence.

The Pakistani persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread?!?"

Anant: "Of Course."

Pakistani: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling), "We don't. In Pakistan we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to America."

Anant then asks: "Do you have sex in Pakistan?"

Pakistani: "Why of course we do", the Pakistani says with a big smirk.

Anant: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used?"

Pakistani: "We throw them away, of course."

Anant: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Pakistan

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