Kid: Mom I got detention

Kid: Mom I got detention

Mom: what for sweetie

Kid: Well, my teacher asked for my paper I got a 66 on

Mom: So?

Kid: She said " Give me the D"

Mom: So?...

Kid: So I did

Mom: I don't see why you got detention

Kid: I know right? and what's with the rape charges

Mom: what

Kid:what

Text message:

Girl: Mom i got detention today.

Mom: WHAT WHY!

Girl: Well the teacher pointed a ruler at me and said at the end of this ruler is an idiot......

Mom: And.......

Girl: I asked the teacher what end she was refering to the ruler

Mom: Ahh thats my girl.

Detention.

I got in detention for not having my ID with me,

I wonder how i'm gonna get in then?

Why i got a detention?? feeling confused :/.

Me: Mum i got a detention todayMum: Why!Me: Well the teacher pointed the ruler at me and said "at the end of this ruler is a idiot".Mum: Yeah soMe: I asked what end.

Confused black kid.

Kid: - Mom, how come you and dad are white and i am black ?Mom: - Oh baby, we were all so wasted at the party in wich you got conceived... you should be grateful you don't bark.

I was making chicken noises in class.

Got a detention for using fowl language

As the youngest kid I often got beat by the two oldest.

Mom and Dad.