Boy: I wonder why I always get a boner when I look into a mirror?
Girl: Because your dick thinks you're a pussy too!
Why do you get aroused when you look in the mirror?.
Because your dick thinks you're a pussy too...
Girl: I wear heels bigger than your dick.
Boy: I wear Vans cleaner than your pussy.
Guy 1: I get a boner when I look in that mirror
Guy 2: that's a photo of me
Boy: Stank pussy
Me: Little Dick.
Boy: Bitch my dick hang two inches....from the ground!!!
Me: Yeaa when your laying on your stomach mothaf*cka!!
Class: Ooooooooo!!!
Boy: you want to hear a story about my dick? Forget it it's to long!
Girl: you want to hear a story about my pussy?
Boy: no I heard it is over used!
Boy: I can tell you a joke about my dick but it's too long.
Girl: Well I can tell you a joke about my pussy but you'll never get it.
Boy: I can tell you another joke about your pussy,never mind it stinks.
