Boy: I wonder why I always get a boner when I look into a mirror?

Boy: I wonder why I always get a boner when I look into a mirror?

Girl: Because your dick thinks you're a pussy too!

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Girl: I wear heels bigger than your dick.

Boy: I wear Vans cleaner than your pussy.

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Guy 1: I get a boner when I look in that mirror

Guy 2: that's a photo of me

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Boy: Stank pussy

Boy: Stank pussy

Me: Little Dick.

Boy: Bitch my dick hang two inches....from the ground!!!

Me: Yeaa when your laying on your stomach mothaf*cka!!

Class: Ooooooooo!!!

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Boy: you want to hear a story about my dick?

Boy: you want to hear a story about my dick? Forget it it's to long!

Girl: you want to hear a story about my pussy?

Boy: no I heard it is over used!

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Boy: I can tell you a joke about my dick but it's too long.

Boy: I can tell you a joke about my dick but it's too long.

Girl: Well I can tell you a joke about my pussy but you'll never get it.

Boy: I can tell you another joke about your pussy,never mind it stinks.

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