Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying

Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays . The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that. Mom says cause u black and they white. Next day Tyrone is crying again . What's wrong today Tyrone his mother ask. Tyrone said teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that. Mom says cause u black and they white. Next day he comes home smiling. What happened today Tyrone. Tyrone says mama we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white. Mama says no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6

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Tyrone's first day in the first grade he came home crying.

Tyrone's first day in the first grade he came home crying. When his mother asked why, he replied, "The teacher told us to say our ABC's and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to the letter E. Why is that? His mom said, "Because you black and they white." The next day Tyrone was crying again. "What's wrong today, Tyrone?" his mother asked. Tyrone said, "Teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get up to 10. Why is that?" The mom answered, "Because you black and they white." The third day he came home smiling. "What happened today, Tyrone?" asked his mom. "We went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all, because I'm black and they white, right mama?" She said, "No, Tyrone, it's because you 17 and they 6."

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My favorite racist joke is more funny than it is offensive -.

My favorite racist joke is more funny than it is offensive -.

On the elementary school playground, there was a group of boys that liked to play basketball. Tyrone, a fourth grader, was the only black boy in the school, and far outperformed his peers in most athletic contests. He could run faster and jump higher than any other student at the school. He could easily outrun and out jump even the fastest and tallest fifth and sixth grade boys. When they played basketball, Tyrone's team could only play three players at a time to be fair, and he was still always picked first.

"You're the best at basketball because you're black, Tyrone," the other boys would say. Tyrone would wonder about this. His mama always told him not to think he was any different than any of those white boys. Being black didn't mean he was any better or any worse than anyone else. But he was obviously better at basketball than any of the white kids at his elementary school, so what else could it be?

Tyrone got home from school one day and asked his mama, "Mama, I can jump higher and run faster than any of the other kids at the school. Even the fifth and sixth graders. Is it a 'cause I'm black?"

"Naw," Mama said, "you's the fastest runner and highest jumper 'coz you's the only one who's twenty two."

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Black guy: yo whats up

White guy: yo whats up

Black guy: stop

White guy: stop

Black guy: why u gotta do me like that

White guy: why u gotta do me like that

Black guy: Nigga

White guy: Ni- *makes akward face*

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What did the black woman name her 5 sons?

What did the black woman name her 5 sons?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.

How did she tell them apart?

She just called them by their last names.

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Yo mama is so old that her memory is in black and white.

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Apparently saying "Black Paint" is not politically correct,.

The right way to say it is "Tyrone, please paint the wall"

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