Bully - "Hey fat ass

Bully - "Hey fat ass. Why you so fat?"

Fat kid - "Because every time I f*ck ya mother she give me a cookie."

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Bully: Yo fat ass!!

Bully: Yo fat ass!!!

Nigga: yo wanna know why im fat yo b*tch?

Bully: sure you little titch

Nigga: because every time i f*ck up your girlfriend she gives me a biscuit

Bully; FUCK YOU!!!

Nigga: gotta go biscuit break! :P

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bully: hey mother f*cker

you: yeah cause I f*ck your mom

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Bully: hey faggo.........

Bully: hey faggo.........

Me: go f*ck your boyfriend.

shuts them up real quick!

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50 kick-ass and I will masturbate in school then f*ck my girlfriend after school

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I'm going to shove a lamp up your ass so you'll lighten the f*ck up.

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I want to shove a lamp up your ass so you'll lighten the f*ck up.

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