Grandpa: "Go hide, your

Grandpa: "Go hide, your

teacher is here because you

skipped school today!"

Boy: "No you go hide. I told her you were dead!"

Little Johnny skipped school one day...

and since his house was next to his school, the teacher decided to visit Little Johnny's parents the next day after school, but his granddad was the only adult home. When he saw the teacher coming he said "Johnny! Your teacher is coming, hide and I will say you aren't here. "No," Little Johnny replied "you go hide. I told the teacher that I went to your funeral."

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?.

1984 hide and go seek champion of the world

*Early semester* Teacher: We'll go through this topic in detail in later classes.

*Later into semester* Teacher: I remember going through this topic in earlier classes so I'm going to skip it.Students: wtf?

Superman grandpa.

On the first day of school the teacher asks the children to go home and ask for a family history story that has a morale in it. So one child comes to school the next day and tells the teacher this: you see, my grandpa was a bomber pilot. His plane was shot and he had to bail out. On his body was an ... read more

I skipped 9 puns and killed the last one...

That's a pun in ten dead.

Where do you hide a dead body?.

On the second page of Google Search.