You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test

You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.

You know you're screwed when your Asian classmate says "shit" during the test.

Did u know doves die after sex. Well the one I f*cked did.

The government is bisexual, they f*cked everyone.

ME:WHATUP GAYLORD

Guy:how am i gay if i f*cked your mom?

Classandteacher:OHHHHH SHIT

me: how is that possible if you dont have a dick

Classandteacher:DANMMMMMMMMM OHHHHH

Guy:......

Humpty Dumpty f*cked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor, all the kings horses and all the kings men, laid the b*tch down and f*cked her again.

Zombie apocalypse reaches jamaica... That's it we're f*cked!