Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday

Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday. Every half hour it goes to your room opens the door, and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves.

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Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday-.

Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday-.

Every half hour it goes to your room opens the door, and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves.

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You never know when half of your life will pass.

You never know when half of your life will pass.

So I aim to have a midlife crisis everyday

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Half of men in America watch porn everyday.

Half of men in America watch porn everyday.

The other half are waiting for Comcast to fix their internet connection.

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I’ve probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge.

I’ve probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge.

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An Eskimo buys a fridge.

An Eskimo buys a fridge.

An Eskimo buys a fridge. His fellow Eskimo wonders: "What for?". The happy fridge owner answers: "To warm myself up. -50 degrees outside. -5 inside the fridge".

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You spend your whole life thinking your fridge is a fridge...

You spend your whole life thinking your fridge is a fridge...

...and one day you walk in to the kitchen and your fridge is ajar!

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