Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday. Every half hour it goes to your room opens the door, and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves.
Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday-.
Every half hour it goes to your room opens the door, and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves.
You never know when half of your life will pass.
So I aim to have a midlife crisis everyday
Half of men in America watch porn everyday.
The other half are waiting for Comcast to fix their internet connection.
I’ve probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge.
An Eskimo buys a fridge.
An Eskimo buys a fridge. His fellow Eskimo wonders: "What for?". The happy fridge owner answers: "To warm myself up. -50 degrees outside. -5 inside the fridge".
You spend your whole life thinking your fridge is a fridge...
...and one day you walk in to the kitchen and your fridge is ajar!
