Like if you rather be having the best sex of your life with the person you've had the biggest sexual crush on right now rather than be reading this

Like if you rather be having the best sex of your life with the person you've had the biggest sexual crush on right now rather than be reading this. Dislike if you would rather have Diarrhea with no bathroom in sight

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