Like if you rather be having the best sex of your life with the person you've had the biggest sexual crush on right now rather than be reading this

Like if you rather be having the best sex of your life with the person you've had the biggest sexual crush on right now rather than be reading this. Dislike if you would rather have Diarrhea with no bathroom in sight

William joined the army...

He rather disliked the phrase "fire at will."

TIL that the word bisexual...

Most often refers to once every two sexuals, rather than twice a sexual.

Earlier, I was discussing about sexually transmitted diseases with my crush as a part of college assignment.

Crush: Don't worry, you have 0% chance of getting it.

A skeleton's sexuality is his biggest secret...

.... you could say he's a skeleton in the closet.

I had sex with my crush last night.

She was so happy. She said, "You've got the biggest dick among your friends."

Would you rather feel the pain of your toes bring crushed in an instant, or spread out over a few years?.

In other words, here are your brand new safety shoes.