Boy texted his dad saying
Boy:I got expelled
Dad: WHAT WHY
Boy: cos we had this lesson about bulling and the teacher said sticks and stones may break my bone but words will never hurt me
Boy: so I threw a book at her face and it broke her nose
Dad : lol that's my boy
Boy: Dad, I got expelled from school.
Dad: WHAT?!?! WHY?!
Boy: A kid said "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
Boy: So I threw a dictionary at him.
Dad: That's my boy.
how does a roman laugh when he's texting?.
Boy:Is there a phone in your pocket?
Boy: because that ass is calling me!
Girl: *Slaps Him*
Boy: Dad, I got suspended from school today.
You know you're texting too much when... ...you say LOL in real life, instead of just laughing.
My bank has a new feature where they'll text you your bank balance. I think it's pretty cool.
I just don't think they should end the text with "LOL", though.