Boy texted his dad saying

Boy texted his dad saying

Boy:I got expelled

Dad: WHAT WHY

Boy: cos we had this lesson about bulling and the teacher said sticks and stones may break my bone but words will never hurt me

Dad: and

Boy: so I threw a book at her face and it broke her nose

Dad : lol that's my boy

Boy: Dad, I got expelled from school.

Dad: WHAT?!?! WHY?!

Boy: A kid said "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."

Dad: So?

Boy: So I threw a dictionary at him.

Dad: That's my boy.

how does a roman laugh when he's texting?.

lol 490

Boy: Hey

Girl:HI

Boy:Is there a phone in your pocket?

Girl: No,why?

Boy: because that ass is calling me!

Girl: *Slaps Him*

Suspended.

Boy: Dad, I got suspended from school today.

Dad: WHAT?!?! WHY?!

Boy: A kid said "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."

Dad: So?

Boy: So I threw a dictionary at him.

Dad: That's my boy.

You know you're texting too much when... ...you say LOL in real life, instead of just laughing.

My bank has a new feature where they'll text you your bank balance. I think it's pretty cool.

I just don't think they should end the text with "LOL", though.