Teacher: Can you touch God?

Teacher: Can you touch God?

Student: No.

Teacher: Can you see God?

Student: No.

Teacher: Then there isn't a God!

Student: Can you touch your brain?

Teacher: No.

Student: Can you see your brain?

Teacher: No.

Student: Ooh, okaaay, then you don't HAVE a brain!

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Teacher: Can you see god?

Teacher: Can you see god?

Class: No.

Teacher: Can you touch god?

Class: No

*Student raises hand*

Student: Sir can you see your brain?

Teacher: No.

Student: Can you feel your brain?

Teacher: No

Student: Okay then obviously you dont have a brain! :)

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Teacher: can you see god

Teacher: can you see godstudent: noteacher: can you feel godstudent noteacher: can you smell godstudent: noteacher so god isn't real*hand goes up*Student" can you see your brainteacher nostudent can you feel your brainteacher nostudent: can you smell your brainteacher: nostudent: so you have no brain

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What do you call a computer teacher who touches his students?.

What do you call a computer teacher who touches his students?.

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What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?.

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Student: may i use the bathroom?

student: may i use the bathroom?

Teacher: as long as you can recite the alphabet.

Student: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz

Teacher: wheres the p?

Student: running down my leg.

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Teacher: "What can you get from a chicken?"

Teacher: "What can you get from a chicken?".

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"

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